Hey guys. So yesterday, I was playing Pokemon yellow, when I came across a purple town. My friend was there, and she was like, "wow". So when the music started playing, my friend got mad because it was Katy Perry. "Madonna is the only true star!" She yelled.
Then she grabbed a knife and stabbed herself.
Since this happened, about 69 kids have sacrificed them to the savior Madonna. Katy perry became shunned.
A few months after that, I was playing it again, when shrek came to me. He told me he needed my ass and flew away with me.
THE END